John In The Supermarket

"John In The Supermarket"

John is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a tall, rather hot blonde behind him has just
raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is
rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place
where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry,
do you know me?"

She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you
might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he
has been unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "are you
that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed
on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and
stuck a cucumber up my behind?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
Received on Fri Nov 25 07:22:31 2005