About Cucumbers

"About Cucumbers"

1) The average cucumber is 8 - 14 inches long.

2) It stays hard for up to 2 weeks

3) It never finishes before you do.

4) You can comparison shop before committing.

5) They come with rippled, smooth and bumpy skin.
Your choice!

6) When it gets soft, getting a replacement or two
is expected.

7) You can eat it and swallow without worrying
about your reputation.

8) A cucumber doesn't care what/who you've been
with in the past.

9) It doesn't suffer from "Produce Envy".

10) If too small, you can get another one with no
hurt feelings.
Received on Tue Nov 15 19:28:01 2005