Exercise

"A Lesson"

Mr. Rabbit was walking down the road when
he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree.
He shouted, "Good Morning, Mr. Crow."

Mr. Crow shouted back down, "Good Morning Mr.
Rabbit." Mr. Rabbit shouted up, "Whatcha doin'
today?" and the answer shouted back down was,
"Absolutely nothin' Mr. Rabbit - Absolutely nothin'
and loving it."

Well, that sounded pretty good to Mr. Rabbit, so he
shouted back up, "Do you think I could do that too?"
Mr. Crow shouted back down, "I don't see why not!"
So, Mr. Rabbit lay down on the side of the road and
began Doing Absolutely Nothing.

In 30 minutes a fox came along and ate him.

The moral of the story is: You can get away with Doing
Absolutely Nothing, but only if you are really high up.

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"Exercise"

Physical exercise is good for you. We know that
we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want
us to do too much, so here's a program of
strenuous activities that do not require physical
exercise. You may use this program without charge.

01) Beating around the bush

02) Jumping to conclusions

03) Climbing the walls

04) Swallowing your pride

05) Passing the buck

06) Throwing your weight around

07) Dragging your heels

08) Pushing your luck

09) Making mountains out of molehills

10) Hitting the nail on the head

11) Wading through paperwork

12) Bending over backwards

13) Jumping on the bandwagon

14) Balancing the books

15) Running around in circles

16) Eating crow

17) Tooting your own horn

18) Climbing the ladder of success

19) Pulling out all the stops

20) Adding fuel to the fire

21) Opening a can of worms

22) Putting your foot in your mouth

23) Starting the ball rolling

24) Going over the edge

25) Picking up the pieces

Whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and

26) Exercise caution.
Received on Tue Nov 15 10:14:03 2005