Cow For Sale

"Cow For Sale"

Harry and his wife were driving in the country
when he saw a sign that said, "Cow For Sale...
$5000."

He pulled in and said to the farmer, "There's no
cow in the world worth five thousand dollars."

The farmer said, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this!"

He lifted the cow's tail, and Harry saw that the
cow had a snatch just like a woman. Harry got
back in the car, turned to his wife, and began to
cry, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow
that has a snatch like a woman and it's worth
  $5000. And here I am, with you, with a snatch
like a cow, and you ain't worth crap!"
Received on Wed Nov 9 14:16:40 2005