Flash Dresser

"Flash Dresser"

Myrddin, a trendy dresser, fancied himself quite
a lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note
pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's
name and address, and asked the recipient to
send a photograph.

"How romantic," he thought to himself, very taken
with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to
meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and
a photo.

Heart aflutter, he opened her response. It read,
"Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see
what kind of guy would buy such a goofy shirt."

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"The Bill Of Rights"

Two lawyers, Myrddin and Thorn, were having
a heated exchange during a trial. The judge
asked both lawyers to approach the bench.

"Your Honor," said Myrddin, "I objected because
my distinguished colleague Thorn was badgering
the witness. It is obvious he has never heard of
the Bill of Rights."

"Rubbish!" snapped Thorn. "I happen to know
them by heart."

Myrddin rolled his eyes in disbelief. "Do you now?
Well, Thorn, I have a hundred dollars that says
you can't even tell me the first few words."

Thorn smirked and accepted the challenge and
began, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."

"Damn," Myrddin interrupted, fishing the money
from his pocket, "I didn't think you'd know it."
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