Security

"Congress Hearing"

Congress holds committee hearings today
to grill Major League ballplayers about
performance-enhancing drugs in baseball.

The hearings are so pointless.

What can a bunch of guys on steroids
teach a bunch of guys on Vi*gra about
cheating?

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"Security"

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found
it necessary to hire a private investigator, Alan
Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning
of the Secret Service .

Since that time, federal police authority has
grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies -
FBI , CIA , INS , IRS , DEA , ATF , etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport
Security Service. Can't you see them now? These
highly trained men and women in their black outfits
with initials in large white letters across their backs?
F. A. T. A. S. S. - - - - - - - I feel safer already!!!
Received on Fri Nov 4 07:36:23 2005