Medical Condition

"Medical Condition"

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor,
Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to
the bathroom, DIMES come out!"

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with
her feet up and come back in a week.

A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor,
Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the
bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong
with me?"

Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest
with her feet up and come back in a week.

Another week passes and the woman returns and
yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better!
Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS
come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"

The doctor says, "Relax, Relax,... you're just going
through your change!"
Received on Thu Nov 3 14:14:59 2005