No Fancy Stuff

"No Fancy Stuff"

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's
office, where Mr. Smith made it clear that
he didn't want to spend a lot of money.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas
or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the
tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic
as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now,
which tooth is it?"

Mr. Smith turned to his wife...

"Show him your tooth, honey!"

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"Driving Down The Highway"
{More sad than funny.]

A man and a woman are driving down the highway when
another car passes them. The woman notices the
occupants of the other car are young and obviously in
love. The girl is sitting very close to her boyfriend as they
cruise down the highway.

This causes the woman to think back to when she and
her husband were young and in love, and wondering
where the show of affection had disappeared to over
the years.

Finally she says to her husband, "Remember when we
used to be like that young couple? Where did the love
go, honey?"

Her question was met with a few moments of silence.
Then he quietly replied, "I haven't moved...."
Received on Thu Nov 3 14:14:23 2005