Cider

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Tue May 31 2005 - 12:26:51 EDT

"Cider"

A little girl came running into the house crying and
miserable. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.

"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.

Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.

The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.

"It doesn't work!" she yelled.

"What do you mean?" asked Mom.

"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister
say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand,
she can't wait to get it in cider."
Received on Tue May 31 12:27:36 2005

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