Cat Person Profile Quiz

"Cat Person Profile Quiz"

Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training
stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all
out shameless "cat-a- holic?" Let's just see how you
rate as a "cat person," shall we? See how many of
these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:

--Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
--Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name
by mistake?
--Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
--Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment
based solely on the potential spot for the litterbox?
--Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of
protein?
--Last Christmas/Hanukkah, did you spend more money
on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?
--Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't
own any cats?
--Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than
your kids or grandkids?
--Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that
you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
--Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering
machine?
--Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the
seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?
--Does your answering machine have the cat meowing
on the outgoing message?
--When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as
"using the litterbox"?
--Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table
for the kitty?
--Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made
a good guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate?
--When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum,
"OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one
second.
--Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the
cats?"

How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering
one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person."
But the number of yes answers determines the degree.

"Your "Cat-ability" Score"

--1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better,
but it's OK, you're learning.

--5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving
nicely. Potential is there.

--9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost
mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.

--14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly
devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations! (But you'll find no
12 step program here!)
Received on Mon May 23 01:35:54 2005