Bad Day Golfing

"Bad Day Golfing"

Bill was having a really bad day on the golf course. Right
around the 14th hole, it seems he had missed one putt too
many. He let loose with a fairly impressive string of
profanities, grabbed his putter, and stormed off toward
the lake by the 15th tee.

"Uh-oh," said his caddie to one of his playing partners,
"There goes that club."

"You think so?" said his partner. "I've got five bucks says
he misses the water!"

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"Senior Driving"

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,
his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning
him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's
a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please
be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds
of them!"

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"Golf - Senior Style"

How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife
Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten
so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."

"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished
his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore,"
protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,"
Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack
swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of
the fairway.

"Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."
Received on Tue May 17 09:26:16 2005