Priceless

"Priceless"

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't
believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red
rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when
he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping --
Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

""So, why is everything in such perfect order & so clean.
I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........
Priceless!!!
Received on Wed Mar 23 06:36:52 2005