Escape

"Doctor Visit"

A man and his wife were making their first doctor
visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything
checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and
stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was
for, so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying
glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the
stamp said, "When you can read this without a
needing a magnifying glass, come back and see me."

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"Escape"

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a
Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental
patients he was supposed to be transporting from
Harare to Bulawayo had escaped.

Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver
went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone in
the queue a free ride. He then delivered the passengers
to the mental hospital, telling staff that the patients were
very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The
deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
Received on Mon Mar 21 02:16:42 2005