"Diary Of A Woman On Her 1st Cruise"
Dear Diary:
MONDAY: I felt singularly honored this evening
as the Captain asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the
bridge with the Captain. He is so charming
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several
proposals to me unbecoming an officer and
a gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened
to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent
proposals!
FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives...
twice!!!
Received on Mon Mar 21 02:16:05 2005
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