Lamaze Class

"Lamaze Class"

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were
given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of
sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be
pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying,
"This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the
husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant,
the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his
wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."

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"Prego Test"

During a test I was administering, I noticed that
one of my married students, who was quite
pregnant, kept rubbing her side. Before she left,
I asked her, "Are you okay? I noticed you were
holding onto your side."

"Oh, I'm fine," she answered. "It's just that my baby
was pushing his foot up and down my ribs, and it
hurt a little."

"Well, that's good," I said, feeling genuinely relieved.

"Yeah," she continued. "It's strange. He normally
sleeps during your class..."
Received on Thu Mar 3 06:11:59 2005