Service With a Smile

"Service With a Smile"

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging
over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,
he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the
three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks
to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can
I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the
one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands,
I want a cheeseburger!"
Received on Tue Mar 1 23:53:15 2005