Ham And Eggs

"Ham And Eggs"

Although he always ordered just ham and eggs
everyday, one customer at the diner always
studied the menu carefully each day before
ordering.

One day, his regular waitress decided to see
if he could be made to order anything else.
Before giving him the menu she marked out
the ham and eggs entry.

Once the customer had looked over the menu
for a few minutes, the waitress approached him
and asked, "Sir, did you notice that I scratched
something you like?"

Without looking up from the menu, he quickly
replied, "Well, then go wash your hands and
bring me some ham and eggs."
Received on Thu Jun 30 07:24:43 2005