Lost in WalMart

"Lost in WalMart"

Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy
says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help
you find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years
old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big
busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does
your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, ---
let's look for yours."

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"Golfing Memories"

A young man who was an avid golfer found himself with
a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried,
and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had
to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old
gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could
accompany the young man.

Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join
him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He
didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently
and didn't waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man
found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine
tree right in front of his ball - directly between his
ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how
to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when
I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung
hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree
trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from
where it had originally lay.

The old man leaned back on his golf bag and said, "Of
course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only
3 feet tall."
Received on Wed Jun 29 10:21:40 2005