Witch Of The South

"Witch Of The South"

You all remember that in the movie "The Wizard of Oz,"
the wicked witch of the East was killed by the falling
house, the witch of the West stalked Dorothy and was
killed by water, and Glenda, the Witch of the North
helped Dorothy get home. There is no mention of the
witch of the South. Here's what she would probably
be like:

CLOTHING
West: Black hat and cape
North: Pink formal dress
South: Tube top and spandex

NOTABLE FEATURES
West: Green Nose
North: Flawless Beauty
South: Beehive Hairdo

FAVORITE DRINK:
West: Potions
North: Morning Dew
South: Moonshine/Mint Julip

FOOD
West: Apples from talking trees
North: Poppies
South: Moon Pies

HOUSE
West: Large black castle
North: In the sky?
South: Why else would tornados be attracted to
mobile homes?

TRANSPORTATION
West: Broom
North: Bubble
South: Pink Cadillac (That was a yellow bricked
ROAD, not a sidewalk)

FRIENDS
West: Flying Monkeys
North: Munchkins
South: Hound Dogs

DESIRES
West: The ruby slippers
North: For Dorothy to learn her lesson
South: A full mouth of teeth

FEARS
West: Water, a house falling on her
North: She'll mess up her hair
South: Revenuers

WEAPONS
West: Ball of fire
North: Snow
South: Shot Gun

FAVORITE SAYINGS
West: I'll get you, my pretty
North: There's no place like home
South: Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya?

DEALING WITH PROBLEMS
West: Make Dorothy wait until the sand runs
out on the hourglass
North: Make Dorothy run all over Oz looking
for the Emerald City
South: Just click them heels, Darlin', and
get yourself home.
Received on Sat Jun 25 02:13:47 2005