Mafia Sensibility

"Mafia Sensibility"

As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying he called
his grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wanna
you lisina to me. I want for you to take my
chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always
remember me."

"But," whined the grandson, "I really don't like
guns, Grandpa. How about leaving me your
Gold Rolex Watch instead?"

"You lisinna to me, you somana bitch" responded
the Don. "Somma day you gonna be runna da
bussiness. You gonna have a beautiful wife,
lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple
of bambinos."

"Then onea day you goina comma home and
maybe finda you wife in bed with another man.
Whatta you goina do then? Point to you watch
and say, 'Times Up???"
Received on Thu Jun 23 09:23:41 2005