Picking Your Wife

"Picking Your Wife"

A man is dating three women and wants to pick
one to marry. He decides to give them a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a
fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make
up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells
him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him
back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each
woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest breasts.
Received on Tue Jun 21 08:20:07 2005