Lawn Mower

"Lawn Mower"

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife
mow the lawn.

A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came
over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"

To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she
cuts the grass!"
Received on Mon Jun 20 02:13:07 2005