Oooooh la la

"Oooooh la la"

Pierre, a brave French pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,
out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's
a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on
Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the
startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I
have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

Marie smiles and they start kissing. When things
begin to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower!" Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle
of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.
"Pierre! What are you doing!" asks the bewildered
Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white
meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things
really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and
whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off
her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, she throws her arms upwards
and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre
the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
Received on Thu Jun 16 10:40:11 2005