11 People On A Rope

"Stupid Definitions"

Sharp as a twinkie

His dipstick doesn't quite touch the oil

Has a mind like a rusted steel trap

(S)he's a perfect example of why siblings
should not breed

Painted with the blonde brush at birth

Cannot find his A$$ with both hands

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"11 People On A Rope"

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under
a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope
was not strong enough to carry them all, so they
decided that one has to leave, because otherwise
they are all going to fall.

They were not able to name that person, until the
woman held a very touching speech. She said that
she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as
a woman she is used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids, or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands.......
Received on Thu Jun 16 10:39:40 2005