What Would You Do?

"What Would You Do?"

A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he
would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on
the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his
wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The
wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He
paid for the new corvette I bought for you. He paid for
our new 100 cabin cruiser. He paid for our big
summerhouse at the lake. He paid for our golf club
membership and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly
lowered the gun. He looked over at the cabdriver and
said, “What would you do?"

The cabby said, “I'd cover his butt with that blanket before
he catches a cold!"
Received on Mon Jun 6 02:40:18 2005