Wedding Advice

"DJ"

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one,"
he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred
and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, that's a ripe old age,
isn't it?"

There was a short pause and then the DJ said,
"I'm sorry, I got it wrong. This next one one is
for Charlotte Burke, who is ill."

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"Beard"

When a young announcer was raising funds
on a local public television station, a woman
called in and told the volunteer operator she
would donate a hundred dollars if the announcer
would shave off his beard.

He agreed to help the cause and returned
to work clean-shaven.

The following day, the check arrived from his
mother.

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"Wedding Advice"

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the
guests to see who had been married longest. It
turned out to be my husband and I who had been.

The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give
to the newly-married couple?"

I said, "The three most important words in a marriage
are, 'You're probably right.'"

Everyone then looked at my husband. He said,
"She's probably right."
Received on Mon Jun 6 02:39:47 2005