A Biker and an Old Lady

"A Biker and an Old Lady"

A good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to
have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited,
so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store
and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped
by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens
and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how
to carry all of his purchases home.

The owner said, "Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand."

"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me
how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down
this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said,
"I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.
How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Well... Set the goose down, cover him with
the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold
the chickens."
Received on Fri Jul 15 02:03:14 2005