Bridge???

"Bridge???"

I was interviewing a cleaning woman that was applying
for a position in helping with the upkeep in a house I
was occupying in this small town Florida community.

When I asked the reason she had left her last employer,
she replied, "Well, sir, they paid good wages, but I'm
tellin' ya, it was the most ridiculous and sinful place
I've ever worked.

My last night they were playing some kind of game called
Bridge and a lot of local town folks were there that I
recognized from the social pages of our town newspaper.
I was about to bring in the refreshments, when I heard a
man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got."

Another man said, "I've got strength but no length." Then
another man says to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick!"

Well, I pretty near dropped the tray and dropped dead just
then, when I was shocked to my senses to hear the lady
answer, "You jumped me twice when you said you didn't
have the strength for one more raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor. And
I couldn't believe it, in this respectable community, hearing
yet another lady call out, "Now it's time for me to play with
your husband and you can play with mine."

Well, with them shenanigans goin' on, I just got my hat and
coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't
say, "Well, I guess we'll all go home now, cuz this is the last
rubber!"
Received on Mon Jul 4 07:52:22 2005