Proud Fathers

"Proud Fathers"

Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves
to go to the restroom. Three guys are left...

The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was going
to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a
local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made
him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought
the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave
his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too
because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns
out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned
salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm.
In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend
a new house for his birthday."

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out
sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, HE got a break,
they made HIM a broker, and now he owns the brokerage
firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend
$1 million in stock for his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first
3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so
he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son IS
a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser
and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just
found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends.
But I try to look at the bright side, his boyfriends just bought
him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock
for his birthday!"
Received on Thu Jan 20 05:55:30 2005