No Vacancy

"No Vacancy"

A travelling salesman finds himself stranded in
the tiniest town in Australia. He knocks on the door
of a little hotel.

"Sorry, we don't have a spare room," says the
manager, "but you're welcome to share with a little
red-headed schoolteacher, if that's okay."

"Oh, that'll be great," says the bloke, grinning from
ear to ear. "And don't worry, I'll be a real gentleman."

"Just as well," says the manager. "So will the little
red-headed schoolteacher."
Received on Wed Jan 19 06:09:23 2005