"Hemophiliac Hooker"
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular
check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me
about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest
cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you
think I might be a hemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "Hemophilia is a genetic
disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is
possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me,
how much do you lose when you have your period?" the
doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh,
about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!"
Received on Mon Jan 17 08:17:21 2005
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