Three-Legged Chicken

"Draftee Exam"

A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with
a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for
Medically Exempt.

Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his
physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped
M.E. on his papers.

"Does that mean I'm medically exempt?" he asked.
"No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for Middle East.
Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly
ride a camel."

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"Three-Legged Chicken"

A man was driving along a rural road when he
realized he had to make a phone call. He was miles
from a pay phone so he decided to stop in at the next
farmhouse he found. As he was approaching a house
he noticed a three-legged chicken racing along the road.
He followed the chicken and clocked it at 45 miles per
hour.

When the man got to the farmhouse he asked the farmer
about the chicken. The farmer replied, "W'all, when I was
at the uneeversitee I studied geenetics. 'Round these parts
we love chicken and we're all partial to the drumstick, so I
thought I'd see if I could make a three-legged chicken. So,
here 'tis."

The man was quite impressed. He asked, "How does it taste?"

The farmer replied, "Don't know. Ain't none of us been able
to catch one yet."
Received on Sun Jan 16 10:51:45 2005