Blonde Skiers

"Blonde Waitress"

A customer in a coffee shop says to the buxom
blonde waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee,
no cream".

The waitress writes the order on her pad, then
goes away. After 10 minutes the beautiful, but
not to bright, blonde waitress returns. She
says to the customer, "I'm sorry sir, we are
out of cream. Would you want your coffee without
milk instead?"

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"Blonde Skiers"

Two blondes were skiing at Aspen, when they got
into a debate about the best way to ski down a
particular hill.

"The best way is down the left side of the course,
where it's nearly all powder," said the first blonde.

"No, the best way is straight down the middle, where
the snow is packed tight," argued the other.

"Look," said the first blonde. "Let's get another
opinion. There's a guy dragging a sled up the hill.
Let's go ask him."

The second blonde agreed, and in a few minutes the
two caught up with the guy.

"Excuse me," said the first blonde. "I say the best way
to ski down this hill is to take the left side of the course,
where it's nearly all powder, and my friend thinks the
best way is straight down the middle, where the snow
is packed tight. Can you tell us who's right?"

"Sorry, ladies," said the man, "but there's no use in
asking me. I'm a tobogganist."

"Oh," said the second blonde. "Well, in that case, can
I get a pack of Marlboro?"
Received on Fri Jan 14 06:18:37 2005