Am I Gay?

"Am I Gay?"

Lying down on the psychiatrist's couch, a young
man said to the doctor, "I wanted to see you
because I think I am gay."

"Oh?" said the doctor. "And what makes you think
that?"

"Well, my grandfather was gay, and so was my
father."

"That doesn't mean you're gay," said the psychiatrist.
"We don't believe that homosexuality is hereditary."

"Maybe not, but my two brothers are also gay."

"Really?" said the doctor, intrigued. "That's right.
And so are my two uncles and my cousin Bill."

"That IS uncanny," said the psychiatrist, his interest
greatly piqued. "Tell me, isn't there anyone in your
family who likes having sex with women?"

"Yes, sir," the young man said. "My sister."
Received on Thu Feb 10 06:09:40 2005