Understanding Men

"Understanding Men"

Men claim women control them because women understand
men, while men know nothing about women. Let's see
if women really understand men...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men
     are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
     nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
     nice men with money think we are only after
     their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after
     our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
     somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
     beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
     heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,
     are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
     somewhat nice and have some money and thank,
     heaven, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER
     MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

11. The men who never make the first move,
     automatically lose interest in us when we take
     the initiative.

     Now... Who On Earth Understands Men?
Received on Thu Feb 10 06:09:11 2005