Words With Two Meanings

"Words With Two Meanings"

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.....Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally
to another.
Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and
feelings with one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for
a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female......A desire to get married and raise a
family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women
while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking,
and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement
male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king- luv) n.
Female.....The greatest statement of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long
as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht- kon-trohl) n.
Female......A device for changing from one TV
channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175
channels every 5 minutes.
Received on Sat Dec 31 18:26:31 2005