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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate
that she went to a local newspaper office and
inquired about putting an advertisement in the
'Lonely Hearts' column.

"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge
a minimum of $1 per insertion."

"You don't say," said the spinster, "Well then,
here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"
Received on Wed Dec 28 11:07:48 2005