10 Pints of Guinness

"10 Pints of Guinness"

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears
his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says,
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in
here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness
back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no
one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later
the same gentleman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your
bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender
to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately
the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint
glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan
sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and
says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did
you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to
the pub down the street to see if I could
do it first."

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"Beer Festival"

After a Beer Festival, in London, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey
Sen~or, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from
the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best
beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers',
a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer
made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give
me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says,
"Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken
aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him
and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
and the Guinness resident replies "Well, if you
guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
Received on Tue Dec 27 04:10:34 2005