Vising NY

"Vising NY"

A lady from Chicago was visiting New York City.
Her hostess was determined to make the
Midwesterner feel cheap and unimportant.

"My dear," said the New York matron snobbishly,
"here in the East we think breeding is everything."

"Oh, I don't know," the lady from the Midwest replied.

"Out where I come from we think it's fun, too, but
we try to have a few outside interests as well."

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"New York At Heaven's Door"

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
forty people from New York City showed up.

Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at
heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to
check with G~d.

After hearing the news, G~d instructed him to admit
the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to G~d
breathless and said, "They're gone!"

"What? All of the New Yorkers are gone?" asked
G~d.

"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!"
Received on Mon Dec 26 08:17:17 2005