The Little Girl and a Horse

"The Little Girl and a Horse"

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross
the street when a little girl stopped beside
him on her shiny new bike.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring
it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the
girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying,
"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring
it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year, I'll tell Santa the dick goes underneath
the horse, not on top!!!"
Received on Fri Dec 23 18:46:07 2005