Answered Prayer

"Answered Prayer"

One night after his evening service, a priest decided
to take a walk. A wrong turn led him into the red light
district. On the first corner, he saw a hooker dressed
in a halter and hot pants leaning against a lamp post.

Seeing the fallen woman, the priest went up and said,
"My dear, I have spent my nights praying for you."

"No need to do that, Father," the hooker said. "I'm
here every night. You can have me any time you want."
Received on Thu Dec 22 08:38:22 2005