Drink Choices - Women

"Drink Choices - Women"

What's your drinking personality?! This is a
lot more accurate than horoscopes.

So what type of drinker are you? Seven bartenders
were asked if they could identify personality on
what drinks were chosen. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results: IF WOMEN DRINK:

Drink : Beer. Personality : Casual, low maintenance;
down to earth. Approach : Challenge her to a game
of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain
in the butt. Approach : Avoid her, unless you
want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas Personality :
Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU
a drink.

Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 liter cask) Personality :
Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach :
Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule,
etc Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and
sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...
and you're in.

Drink : Baileys. Personality : Annoying voice, bit
of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the
alley next to the pub.

Drink : Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.). Personality :
Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...
and naked. Approach : Easiest hit in the pub.
Nothing to do but wait.
Received on Mon Dec 19 06:34:00 2005