Therapy

"Therapy"

A Florida couple, both in their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks,"What can I
do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so
amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple
finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them
good luck, he charges them $50 and he says
good-bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns
and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The
sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple
makes an appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after seven or eight weeks of this, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "Oh, we're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges
$139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back
from Medicare!"
Received on Thu Dec 15 17:36:27 2005