Shearing

"Shearing"

An Australian was walking down a country road
in New Zealand, when he happened to glance
over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with
a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by
this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to
the farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You
know mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around
and says, "I'm not bloody sharing this with
no one!"
Received on Tue Dec 13 14:13:59 2005