Eleven Great Puns About The Law

"Come All Ye Christian Scruples"

A Chicago lawyer named George successfully
defends a major crime lord from charges of
dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping,
and selling arms.

As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant
old woman grabs him by the arm. "Young man,
where are your Christian scruples? I believe
you would defend Satan himself!"

"I don't know," George says, "what has your
kid done?"

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"Eleven Great Puns About The Law"

11) Lawyers wear law suits.

10) Next time you get a lawyer a drink, give him just-ice.

9) A lawyer using a facsimile machine must be
sure to get his fax straight.

8) A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

7) Does a lawyer representing an angry cow find
just cause for sour milk in a dairy case?

6) A detective likes to have a brief case.

5) The detective who went to investigate a burned
down post office figured that it must be blackmail.

4) There are many judges who would like to
acquit smoking.

3) Old judges never die, they just slur their sentences.

2) A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.

1) If there's one person you don't want to interrupt
in the middle of a sentence, it's a judge.
Received on Sun Dec 11 07:47:14 2005