Express Line

"Express Line"

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of
me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a
cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned
the woman to come forward, looked into the cart
and asked sweetly,

"So, which six items would you like to buy?"

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"Arizona"

At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also
an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the
strength to walk across a room and I had to be
lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said John. "How long have
you been here?"

"I was born here."

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"Writing Letters"

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy
fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the
manufacturer.

Several weeks later he came home from work to
a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside
were free samples of the many products the
company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth
paste, and paper items.

"Well, what do you think?" his wife asked smiling.

"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General
Motors!"
Received on Sat Dec 10 00:36:14 2005