Coincidence

"Coincidence"

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders
a triple martini.

The bartender says, "What a coincidence, the
only other person at the bar is that beautiful
woman at the other end. She also is drinking
triple martinis."

After a few sips of his drink, the man walks up
to the woman and says, "Isn't it a coincidence
that we are both having the same drink?"

She replies, "Yes! I am here because I am
celebrating. After 10 years of trying, I am finally
pregnant."

"What a coincidence?" the man replies, "I am
also celebrating. After years of experimenting,
I have invented a multicolored chicken."

At this, the woman asks, "How did you ever
accomplish that?"

"I had to try a lot of different cocks." he said.

The woman replies, "What a coincidence!"
Received on Wed Dec 7 06:11:09 2005