Things A Gal Doesn't Want To Hear..

"Things A Gal Doesn't Want To Hear Her Blind Date Say:"

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone
like you a second look."

"Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?"

"Nice dress. Could I borrow it sometime?"

"I never thought I'd look at a woman again but
my last boyfriend broke my heart, so I said to
myself 'come on, give it another try' "

"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but
I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."

"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you."

"I used to come here all the time with my ex."

"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it."

"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most
people I date just won't be as smart as I am."

"Dropping my pants just scared them. But when
my underwear hit the ground... Man! I never knew
Jehovah's Witnesses could run that fast."

"Well... that was a heavy dinner. All I need now is
an enema and a blowj*b."

"How come you are so much fatter than your sister,
anyway?"

"This is a bit slow, do you have any great looking
friends we could call?"
Received on Tue Dec 6 12:17:03 2005