Things A Guy Doesn't Want To Hear..

"Things A Guy Doesn't Want To
        Hear His Blind Date Say:"

I'm glad we have this date tonight. My boyfriend
just got out of prison and I really didn't want to
be alone.

Do you mind if we stop by the free clinic?
I want to see if my test results are in.

Before we go out, we have to get the rules
straight.

Don't worry, I've got the training sessions cut
down to an hour if you're a good boy and pay
attention.

That's odd, you sounded handsome on the phone.

Do you have to shine your bald spot or does that
glare just happen?

This is my first date since I was released from
Bellevue. They think that schizo-paranoia thing
was because of unresolved issues in my past lives.
By the way, why do you keep calling me Mary?

Turn here! That looks like my husbands car ahead.

You look surprised. Didn't you know I was a male
impersonator?

I'm sorry, something came up and I can't make it, but
I've arranged for my cousin Grunhilda to go out with
you. Have you ever dated a female wrestler before?
Received on Mon Dec 5 12:36:51 2005