Wedding Pranks

"Wedding Pranks"

The wedding date was set and the groom's three
pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were
deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their
wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed
would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with
alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly
grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later,
each of the grooms buddies received the following
note:

"DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY G~D ALMIGHTY,
I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN
THE K-Y JELLY!"
Received on Wed Aug 17 08:13:30 2005